HELLO IT'S ME: Archive

Dec 31st

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I am so hungry, I think I could really go for some serious tacos right now.

Dec 31st

New Years is the stupidest time of year.

Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: you seem like a massive bitch

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: Do you like pornos?

Dec 28th

http://ghostpenguin.tumblr.com/ →

An educated perspective on hip hop music. Courtesy of my friend, Ben.

Dec 28th

auslanddd asked: kan u teach me 2 be cool nd pretty

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: What do you want more than anything else?

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: Do you have any pets?

Dec 27th

I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH MY LIFE AS LIZ ALL DAY.

Dec 27th

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This one goes out to Katie

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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If I get snowed in I think I will go crazy For now, I’m just going to make broccoli-cheddar soup

Dec 26th

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Harajuku Girls

MOM: Will your little cousin Nat like a Harajuku girls bag for christmas
MOM: It’s cheap cause Im at Marshalls
MOM: Wait the harajuku girls look kinda slutty
MOM: Dad said no
MOM: BUT I LOVE GWEN STEFANI

Dec 26th

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I am going to see Black Swan again with my mom. I hope she likes lesbian trysts.

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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auslanddd asked: I JUST GOT ONE OF THESE FOLLOW ME ASAP

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

2094

Mom: Lunar eclipse tonight 1:30 am next one 2094- I’LL BE DEAD

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Twitter

Mom: I’m on twitter now. I tweet all day!
Mom: ooo laaa laaa, JLO is making chicken parm tonight. mmmm
Me: I hope this is a joke.
Mom: twitter me! everyone is following me everywhere

Dec 19th

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