I am so hungry, I think I could really go for some serious tacos right now.
New Years is the stupidest time of year.
Anonymous asked: you seem like a massive bitch
Anonymous asked: Do you like pornos?
An educated perspective on hip hop music. Courtesy of my friend, Ben.
auslanddd asked: kan u teach me 2 be cool nd pretty
Anonymous asked: What do you want more than anything else?
Anonymous asked: Do you have any pets?
I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH MY LIFE AS LIZ ALL DAY.
This one goes out to Katie
If I get snowed in I think I will go crazy For now, I’m just going to make broccoli-cheddar soup
MOM: Will your little cousin Nat like a Harajuku girls bag for christmas
MOM: It’s cheap cause Im at Marshalls
MOM: Wait the harajuku girls look kinda slutty
MOM: Dad said no
MOM: BUT I LOVE GWEN STEFANI
I am going to see Black Swan again with my mom. I hope she likes lesbian trysts.
auslanddd asked: I JUST GOT ONE OF THESE FOLLOW ME ASAP
Mom: Lunar eclipse tonight 1:30 am next one 2094- I’LL BE DEAD
Mom: I’m on twitter now. I tweet all day!
Mom: ooo laaa laaa, JLO is making chicken parm tonight. mmmm
Me: I hope this is a joke.
Mom: twitter me! everyone is following me everywhere
Dad: If anything happens to me call accountant.
Dad: Remember I will be like Simbas dad in the reflecting pool.
People should own cats because studies have shown...
fromasecondstory: This is my final thesis for my college class. proud.
I am about to go fail my calculus final. Why did I take calculus this year?